Buy these incredible paintings now from my cyber-gallery!! I need the money, and am constantly doin new paintings, so order all you want!!!! Originals (4' by 4'): $1800 Signed prints with orig. sketch added: $18 Please buy lots, as they will brighten your day greatly!! All glow crazy in black light!! And, all look amazin thru Fantasy Freddy's 3d glasses, which will be included with each purchase! That's right kids, you get a free fantasy freddy pair of 3d glasses (sports illustrated style) with each purchase!!! (Look soon for my web and music friend David of Galacticdrifter.com's new real 3d reals for sale, Viewmaster-style. He has just completed a jammin Venice Beach CA real!!!!) Order now and order often"!!! U can use a credit card and buy whatever you want using the paypal button! Buy the stuff on credit, as I bet it will go up in value soon, when I raise my prices!! Or, call me at (310) 570-FRED (3733) to arrange for an exchange by cashier's check!! Buy now and buy often kids!! Remember, you want there to be a college fund someday!!! There is no better investment than my paintings, I shit you not!! Even the prints will be soon priceless, as each is has an original sketch of a dolphin or mermaid, and my signature!!! Buy this priceless, holy art now!! Notice the yod hey vov hey in the momy and baby mermaid painting, written in fluorescent flames!! It is so fuckin awesome! Also has smiling dolphins all over it, and they be sooo hot!! and fierce, and stunningly gorgeous!!! the daughter mermaid is kissing the dolphin!! So cute !!! They are just swimmin along, with gold glitter, pink wings, and rainbow flakes that change colors in the sun (on the original, that is! OOK I'll glue some on every print of that too, so they shine and shimmy in the light!!) So, buy away, even on credit, as I will double my prices soon, doubling the value of your investment when i do!! then when you need to go to college or buy a house, you will be able to!!!! This is end of chanukah special pricing, because these paintings are goin up in price soon!!! Soon to come: prints of the paintings in black light... for now you must buy your own black light, which can also be useful for posters from the 70's, raves, etc.!! Speaking of which, the police are idiotically using the horrible violence at a recent rave, where someone was shot, as an excuse to shut down all parties that get large!! This is just crazy, and must be stopped!! Just because a crazy maniac or two decides to attack kids partying is no reason to shut down all parties, or "raves", just as we didn't close the farmer's markets after that maniac killed and injured so many over a year ago in Santa Monica!!! So, yes, as the Beasty Bosz so eloquently put it, "you gotta fight bam bam for your right bam bam to paaaarrrrrtttttyyyyyyy!!!!! PPPPPAAAAARRRRTTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!" There is nothing wrong with people dancing to music and enjoying being with each other!!! Are they "illegal" as the police charge? Not since dancing is legal!!! Do people use drugs at parties? Sometimes, but not too often. When parents are pushin ritalin, which is speed, on their two year olds, whhich they are, or on their ten or 15 year olds, whittch they are, until these kids twitch , or stop twitchin, or whatever, my point is, well, u get the point!!!!! (if you didn't know, ritalin and ecstacy are almost exactly alike chemically!! Coincidence? I doubt it!!!) I know that some people take ritalin and are thrilled with the results, and I don't want to take away their happiness at their "focus", I just want to encourage people to use other means to focus and get happiness, like exercise!! And love, and making love, and swimming in the ocean!!! and rollerblading!! Anyway, my point is, ritalin and ecstacy are very similar chemically, and in the way they make you feel, I bet (I'd have to do a side by side test to be sure!! Sounds like fun!! No, i'm kidding kids, i won't do the cool aid test...) Anyway, they are similar. And parents encourage kids to believe that a pill will make them feel better, and then force them to take pills to be "allowed" to stay in schools, then, when they get older and go to parties and take ecstacy to try to feel better (which won't work, but might be dangerous), we as a society lock them up and throw away the key!!! When ecstacy has been used "successfully" in psychiatry, so actually could be good medicine for some people, meaning mabye it does make some people feel better sometimes... still, too dangerous to do, as I would bet ritalin is too!!! But you don't see parents going to jail for drugging their kids with ritalin, do you?? Or politicians for pushing principals to push teachers to push kids until they feel that to "perform" they must take drugs, which probably won't even help!! Now, I believe add is a bullshit way to describe someone, but if anyone meets the description, it's moi!!! But I made it through pre-school, kindergarten, elementary school, junior high all in Worcester Mass, then, onto Exeter, Columbia, Georgetown law without taking one pill to help me do better, and I did incredibly well. I even did the best in the city one year on a "standardized test" and always did incredibly well on those without one pill! I just practiced for them as they got harder, like the PSAT, the SAT, the LSAT!! Everyone knows that they could get a perfect score with extra time, so granting some students extra time is just so unfair!!! The tests are unfair, and i don't believe they should be used at all, but extra time for some is just so wrong!! And I am very angry that the tv show how clean is your house on lifetime used me as some poster boy to sell speed... very angry!!!

Buy these incredible paintings now from my cyber-gallery!! I need the money, and am constantly doin new paintings, so order all you want!!!! Originals (4' by 4'): $1800 Signed prints with orig. sketch added: $18 Please buy lots, as they will brighten your day greatly!! All glow crazy in black light!! And, all look amazin thru Fantasy Freddy's 3d glasses, which will be included with each purchase! That's right kids, you get a free fantasy freddy pair of 3d glasses (sports illustrated style) with each purchase!!! (Look soon for my web and music friend David of Galacticdrifter.com's new real 3d reals for sale, Viewmaster-style. He has just completed a jammin Venice Beach CA real!!!!) Order now and order often"!!! U can use a credit card and buy whatever you want using the paypal button! Buy the stuff on credit, as I bet it will go up in value soon, when I raise my prices!! Or, call me at (310) 570-FRED (3733) to arrange for an exchange by cashier's check!! Buy now and buy often kids!! Remember, you want there to be a college fund someday!!! There is no better investment than my paintings, I shit you not!! Even the prints will be soon priceless, as each is has an original sketch of a dolphin or mermaid, and my signature!!! Buy this priceless, holy art now!! Notice the yod hey vov hey in the momy and baby mermaid painting, written in fluorescent flames!! It is so fuckin awesome! Also has smiling dolphins all over it, and they be sooo hot!! and fierce, and stunningly gorgeous!!! the daughter mermaid is kissing the dolphin!! So cute !!! They are just swimmin along, with gold glitter, pink wings, and rainbow flakes that change colors in the sun (on the original, that is! OOK I'll glue some on every print of that too, so they shine and shimmy in the light!!) So, buy away, even on credit, as I will double my prices soon, doubling the value of your investment when i do!! then when you need to go to college or buy a house, you will be able to!!!! This is end of chanukah special pricing, because these paintings are goin up in price soon!!! Soon to come: prints of the paintings in black light... for now you must buy your own black light, which can also be useful for posters from the 70's, raves, etc.!! Speaking of which, the police are idiotically using the horrible violence at a recent rave, where someone was shot, as an excuse to shut down all parties that get large!! This is just crazy, and must be stopped!! Just because a crazy maniac or two decides to attack kids partying is no reason to shut down all parties, or "raves", just as we didn't close the farmer's markets after that maniac killed and injured so many over a year ago in Santa Monica!!! So, yes, as the Beasty Bosz so eloquently put it, "you gotta fight bam bam for your right bam bam to paaaarrrrrtttttyyyyyyy!!!!! PPPPPAAAAARRRRTTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!" There is nothing wrong with people dancing to music and enjoying being with each other!!! Are they "illegal" as the police charge? Not since dancing is legal!!! Do people use drugs at parties? Sometimes, but not too often. When parents are pushin ritalin, which is speed, on their two year olds, whhich they are, or on their ten or 15 year olds, whittch they are, until these kids twitch , or stop twitchin, or whatever, my point is, well, u get the point!!!!! (if you didn't know, ritalin and ecstacy are almost exactly alike chemically!! Coincidence? I doubt it!!!) I know that some people take ritalin and are thrilled with the results, and I don't want to take away their happiness at their "focus", I just want to encourage people to use other means to focus and get happiness, like exercise!! And love, and making love, and swimming in the ocean!!! and rollerblading!! Anyway, my point is, ritalin and ecstacy are very similar chemically, and in the way they make you feel, I bet (I'd have to do a side by side test to be sure!! Sounds like fun!! No, i'm kidding kids, i won't do the cool aid test...) Anyway, they are similar. And parents encourage kids to believe that a pill will make them feel better, and then force them to take pills to be "allowed" to stay in schools, then, when they get older and go to parties and take ecstacy to try to feel better (which won't work, but might be dangerous), we as a society lock them up and throw away the key!!! When ecstacy has been used "successfully" in psychiatry, so actually could be good medicine for some people, meaning mabye it does make some people feel better sometimes... still, too dangerous to do, as I would bet ritalin is too!!! But you don't see parents going to jail for drugging their kids with ritalin, do you?? Or politicians for pushing principals to push teachers to push kids until they feel that to "perform" they must take drugs, which probably won't even help!! Now, I believe add is a bullshit way to describe someone, but if anyone meets the description, it's moi!!! But I made it through pre-school, kindergarten, elementary school, junior high all in Worcester Mass, then, onto Exeter, Columbia, Georgetown law without taking one pill to help me do better, and I did incredibly well. I even did the best in the city one year on a "standardized test" and always did incredibly well on those without one pill! I just practiced for them as they got harder, like the PSAT, the SAT, the LSAT!! Everyone knows that they could get a perfect score with extra time, so granting some students extra time is just so unfair!!! The tests are unfair, and i don't believe they should be used at all, but extra time for some is just so wrong!! And I am very angry that the tv show how clean is your house on lifetime used me as some poster boy to sell speed... very angry!!! Titles: Splash Splash and Burn Momy and Baby mermaid with Dolphins!!! I love you all